Funny Jokes                              By Christiana

What do you call an alligator in a vest? 
An Investagator

What do you call a fake noodle ?  
An Impasta 
What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?  
You'll rise and shine in the morning!
What do you get from a pampered cow?
  Spoiled milk
What do you call guards out side Samsung's shoppe?
Guardians of the Galaxy
Why do girl scouts sell cookies?
They want to make a sweet first impression

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