Funny Jokes                              By Christiana

What do you call an alligator in a vest? 
An Investagator

What do you call a fake noodle ?  
An Impasta 
What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?  
You'll rise and shine in the morning!
What do you get from a pampered cow?
  Spoiled milk
What do you call guards out side Samsung's shoppe?
Guardians of the Galaxy
Why do girl scouts sell cookies?
They want to make a sweet first impression

Thanks for Reading!!!!!
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Classes by Christiana

The classes I'm talking about are not what you are think they are. I class everyone in different classes
Best Friends: Good sense of humor, controls temper, kind, doesn't tell my secrets, has good self control, not inappropriate, and likes to be around me.
Friends: Good sense of humor, kind, likes to be around me, self control.
Acquaintances: Funny, kind

P.S If you want to be my friend follow these things.If you are one of my friend or Best friends Great Job!!!